So, yesterday I had the right to my last birthday present.

I am leaving Dresden for good this Tuesday, and I had the right to a party.... I am going to drive 730 km on my own, which is getting me a bit scared... But I hope everything goes ok, and that the bitchy customs in Switzerland do not ask me to pay taxes for the stuff I am taking. They are a bit paranoid with the smuggling, but I guess orchids and old clothes might not qualify as smuggling?

About the party. I finally got to go to a strip bar. Yah, that is right, I was taken to a strip bar as a belated birthday present. I had wanted to go already for years but never had the chance/ courage/ oportunity to go.

We wanted to play the good fellows, so we took some "dollars" to tip the girls. I must confess I had no idea how it was going to be. Strip for me was only on American movies.

We got inside and we were basically the only costumers. I was terrified. No girls were dancing yet, coz we pretty much arrived 30 minutes after the opening. But since I did not know that, I was starting to feel it was a terrible idea, because having girls dancing only for me was a bit scary.

After a while the bar got a bit more full, with at least 2 bachelor parties. They had nice looking girls, weird looking girls. A bit of taste for all kind of men. But the most famous one was a tiny blond girl. All men were slobbering over her, probably because she looked like a teenager.

I was the only woman COSTUMER. And I had to endure (although it was in a way nice) the staring of all the men wondering if I was a worker or not. I had some men asking Thomas if I was just a friend, because there was someone interested in me. When he told them I was his wife, they were a bit shocked but absolutely slobbering even more because I am a wife that not only doesnt mind her husband to go to a strip club, I even go with him! XD THOSE EYES, I SWEAR, COULD EAT ME!

Nice things? To be the center of attention inside a bar, specially considering I was the only dressed girl inside. Being friended by one of the girls, Brazilian, because she noticed I was not German but Latina (oh the joy of being picked up as a Latina in a good way!). To be able to see a bunch of young men SLOBBERING over a semi naked butt was PRICELESS. XD I find cute shy boys slobbering over a nice girl absolutely adorable! XD

Bad things? Having to go to toilet every 30 minutes because I was drinking cola-beer-cola-beer without stopping.

Weird things? To have a woman picking up a note from between my decoté. Having a girl holding my boobies while doing the previous action. WEIRD! I SWEAR! I AM DEFINITELY STRAIGHT! XD Having a man tipping me a dollar, even though I specifically told him I did not work inside, just because I was hugging one of the girls.

MEN ARE STRANGE CREATURES. But definitely predictable. Which I find cute! XD